Ok... So a am I cloud/bird/dragon that will fuck you up? SWEET!
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotionDarmanitan
You know, I can actually see this as a thing.
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Swablu
Oooooo, I have an apprentice/ mini-me.
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
Tangela
Hehehehehehe what a stalker.
6) This Pokemon is your girlfriend/boyfriend
Klink
Does this count? It's genderless, and all I have to say is, "Ouch!"
7)This Pokemon is your Ex
Kirlia
I was going to make a joke, but I lost it the second I started to type.
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking momentTaillow
It wouldn't be too hard for this little bird to follow me around.
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecakeMarshtomp
No... Not my cheesecake Teamplayer!
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Igglybuff
Umm wat.
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
Volcanion
I don't even know who this guy is, but I want to kill him.
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoesClaydol
He doesn't even have feet!
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
Scyther
You'd think that it would be the other way around.
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Serperior
I'm surprised that this one BEAT SWOOBAT.
Todo, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
I tag anyone who wants to do it.